I present our first examples in what will constitute our only entrance exam for membership. It is meant to be an elementary test. If you see nothing wrong here, simply close your internet browser and never return to this blog again. After all, subsequent content will either offend or be entirely lost on you. If, on the other hand, one of these examples invokes a tolerable (even arousing) reaction while the other certainly does not, your on the right path. I will leave it to you to decide which one should invoke which response.